recipe

Combine in any size bucket:

• flowers: dandelions, violets, other spring flowers
• kosher dill pickle juice
• cootie poop (balls of mud previously prepared by mixing dirt, water, and sawdust from downed tree limbs)
• lots and lots of water
• more water
• green junk

Mix well with bare hands.

Spread on front steps and walkway with sponges.

Step in with bare feet.

Track into house.

Ask eccentric old maid aunt to help wash it (whatever it is) off your feet.

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