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The Plover Warden Diaries

mostly least terns

June 12, 1997




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official plover count

Official number of plovers on refuge: 31

What's up with them: re nesting. some of the nests got washed over in an unusually high tide last week. It's early enough in the season that they just make another scrape in the sand and do it all again.

Number of visitors I talked to today: 25

Other sightings:

Least Terns: at least 2 - couldn't tell if there were actually 4. There were always two within my line of sight or within earshot all day. At one point they flew so low over my head I was afraid they thought I was a fish.

Cormorants: 5

Ring billed gulls, herring gulls, black backed gulls : lots

Purple Martins: 4

Bank Swallows: ubiquitous

House Sparrows: 2

Common loon: 1

Refuge biological staff: 1 - I scared the daylights out of her when I said good morning. She clearly wasn't expecting me. Too bad this was not the same biologist who practically made me pee myself a couple weeks ago by driving down the beach on her ATV without radioing me that she was coming. She's up in Canada on a bird banding mission.

Other observations:

weather: hazy all morning, clearing around 2:30 PM and clouding up again at 3:30PM.

water: pale pinkish gray most of the morning, light blue in the afternoon - nothing like Homer's "wine dark sea".

an encounter with bad dialogue

A man in his thirties, bare chested with his jeans hanging low and his crumpled t-shirt tied to his belt started to walk onto the refuge beach. I politely approached him:
"Good morning, sir. The beach is closed."
"You're the guard?" he asked. It sounded more like "Yaw the gahd?"
"Yes." I answered.
"You got a gun or anything?"
"No" I said brandishing my radio "I got a radio."
"I can call law enforcement" I added with my finger inching toward the transmit button.
"I better go then. I don't want to get shot." and he turned and left.

Most bad movie dialogue is better than this! Real life. Real conversations.

bizarre questions

what's up with the bugs?

Not one, not two, but four visitors asked me "what's up with the bugs" referring to these winged ant things that were swarming the beach and dying in huge numbers. I don't even know what they are let alone what they were doing there or why they were dying. One woman claimed that one of them bit her, but I had them crawling over me all day and didn't get bit. Since insects of all kinds normally find Irish flesh the tastiest, surely if they were biters they'd have bitten me. I dutifully recorded this in my report. The gatekeeper had no idea what was up either.

what happened to the sculpture that was here 8 years ago?

This one mystified me.

The woman described some kind of trash art that everyone added to. At first she told me it was there recently. Then she said, well, it was about 8 years ago. 8 years! Let's see, that would place it at about 1989.

If there really was such a thing on the beach in '89, umm, there've been many storms since then, including Hurricane Bob and the No Name Storm (also called the October Nor'easter , the Halloween Nor'easter and The Perfect Storm) in 1991. Anything that was on the beach in October of '91 sure as hell ain't there now! Including some houses (not that there were houses on that end of the beach - I'm thinking more of some of the other beaches along that same area of the coast). The beach dwelling members of my family refused to evacuate and watched the storm from their living room. Donald reports rarely having been so scared in his life.

But I digress. This woman who was asking about the sculpture had no clue about the processes at work on barrier beaches. I'm too tired to write up my long promised barrier beach piece, but soon, soon, I'll get to it and you'll know more than you ever wanted to about sand, longshore currents, jetties...

nothing to do with plovers

the basketball diaries

yet another hoop gone missing

When I left my house this morning, I noticed the new basketball hoop is gone. The backboard is still nailed to the light pole, but there's no sign of the hoop. The old backboard is lying in the dust at the bottom of the pole. Clearly there is an anti-basketball terrorist at work! And it isn't the crotchety old maid who done it.

no place to play

I feel for the kids. At one point a few years ago we actually paid to have a real basketball court with regulation hoop put in next to the pool. That worked fine for awhile, but then the bigger kids started using it as a place to smoke pot and drink beer. Then somebody lit a huge bonfire on the court that burned up the net and stuff. Now the whole thing is gone.

vandals at the gates

We have a lot of trouble with vandalism here, usually to the lights along the walkways. Oddly the kids only vandalize common property, never individual units. I did have a kid try to break into my unit one night but my former (deceased) next door neighbor Mike-the-mad-daisy-planter scared him away. Another kid tried to break into my car and messed up the lock, which I had to have replaced, but Mike scared him away too. Don't think the Beans of Egypt Maine are all that concerned about protecting anybody's property but their own.

an aside about lawn kitsch

As an aside, I should take a picture of the Beans' lawn kitsch. It's truly inspiring

happy Gaspee Day a few days late

the burning of the Gaspee

I meant to write about the burning of the Gaspee on Monday, which is Gaspee Day in Warwick, Rhode Island. Rhode Islanders regard the burning of the Gaspee as the "first blood of the revolution". Frequently the citizens of Warwick re-enact this episode in RI history variously thought of as heroic or cowardly and ignoble. A recent art installation in downtown Providence contains ceramic tiles depicting great moments in RI history. Sure enough, there are several children's drawings of the burning of the Gaspee.

history of Rhode Island

I've been reading Rhode Island: A History by William McLoughlin, who was one of Nancy's teachers at Brown. Synchronistically or coincidentally, I got the the section about the Gaspee on Monday, June 9. On June 9, 1772 a Rhode Island ship lured the hated British ship Gaspee into shallow water where it ran aground off Namquit Point (now known as Gaspee Point). The Rhode Islanders attacked the ship, rowed the crew ashore, shot the captain, and burned the ship. McLoughlin doesn't record what part of the anatomy the captain was wounded in, but I've always heard it was the umm, family jewels.

when the revolution comes

Astute readers will notice that this event happened well before the Boston Tea Party, generally acknowledged as the beginning of the revolution. I'm sure schoolchildren in various parts of the country learn various historical events as turning points, key events, etc. depending on where they are. My cousins in California knew next to nothing about the revolution when they came here to visit and my Mom showed them around the Freedom Trail, so I'm sure they've never heard of the Gaspee. Yet schoolchildren in RI draw it for their contribution to the public art. To paraphrase Tip O'Neill : "All history is local history."

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oh darn

later that same day

I dialed up my ISP to post this entry and check my e-mail to see if:
  • Richard had sent me the shelter logo to put on the Purrfect Companions cover letter
  • Kevin had found alternate child care for tomorrow
  • Save the Bay had answered me about the pipeline
  • etc.

It was down. I went out did some errands still down.

Computers are highly overrated.

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